Jokes
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men
-'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together == 'don't stop'!
Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing.
Q : What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
A : Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't!
Q : Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A : Breasts don't have eyes.......
Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed",
many men still sleep with their wives!
